This is basically the trouble with getting drunk and thinking you can take on the world. You go round picking fights and acting like the baddest dude in town and end up sparked out in front of everyone – twice:
Just not a great look to be talking all that shit and wound up KO’d in the middle of the street. Especially after the other guy gave you a million chances to walk away. Oh well, looks like he had a nice power nap at least.
In case you do ever find yourself in this type of situation though, keep our guide to (legally) navigating a street fight handy.