If anyone ever asked me who my ideal drinking partner would be, one of the last people to come to mind would be Kim Jon-Un. But it appears I might be cutting myself short, as Kimmy apparently has a serious penchant for red wine. Plus I bet he’d have some mean stories to tell once he’d loosened up a bit.
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According to Kim’s former family Sushi chef, the North Korean Dictator loves to get licked so much that he even drank “10 bottles of Bordeaux” in one night.
Kenji Fujimoto, a Japanese chef who says he worked for the family since 1982, revealed the details of a dinner he had shared with the leader. He recalls that Kim turned up at the dinner table with six attractive women, drank shit loads of expensive Bordeaux before boasting about necking 10 bottles of the stuff just a couple of days before. Do you think he’s overcompensating for something?
This isn’t the first time Kim’s glut has made it to the headlines. Not so long ago his excessive and unhealthy eating habits fuelled rumours that he suffers from high blood sugar, gout and diabetes. It’s quite shocking when you think that their country is supposed to be one of the few nations still under nominally communist rule. You know, where everything’s meant to be shared equally? That famous quote from Animal Farm springs to mind: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
It’s pretty rich when the country is suffering from widespread starvation and hunger. I wonder if there ever will be a day when the North opens up its borders and chills the fuck out. Probably not and even if they did, I bet no one would take Kim seriously.