Cinema Finds Homemade Sex Toy Under Seat After ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Screening (PHOTO)

50 Shades darker

Save that for your own home.

Yesterday saw the premiere of the sequel to the horny chick flick ’50 Shades of Grey’ and let’s just say, it’s proved a huge success.

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The screening for ‘Fifty Shades Darker’, which aired yesterday on Valentine’s Day, saw hundreds of begrudging husbands dragged to the premiere just to watch their wives cream themselves over scenes of whitewashed S&M.

One couple in particular enjoyed it a little more than they should have, as proven by an object they left behind. An unlucky usher who was cleaning up after the premiere in Sydney Australia found an actual cucumber on the floor.

Why they picked it up without gloves I do not know.

Seriously though, why a cucumber? At the cinema? I get that this is a horny experience for bored housewives, but just wait until you’re home. Unless of course our dirty minds are getting the better of us and someone genuinely wanted a healthy snack… fat chance.

To read about the time a cinema accidentally played ’50 Shades of Grey’ to a bunch of kids instead of Spongebob, click HERE.


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