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Here’s Lisa Appleton Trying To Be The Next Kim K While Taking Out The Bins (PHOTOS)

Lisa Appleton

So glamorous.

Lisa Appleton (from the 2008 edition of ‘Big Brother’) has decided she wants to be in the limelight again by vowing to be the next Kim Kardashian.

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No, she’s not joking, but she did add that her global ambitions are to be a comedy version of the reality TV star. Still, I think that’s going to be a bit of a struggle, particularly since her last claim to fame was her appearance on ‘Celebs on Benefits’. At least she is dreaming big. The 48-year-old said:

I will always stay in the public eye. I’ll probably go worldwide.

I’ll be the next Kim Kardashian but more of a comedy version. I’m going to take it worldwide, why not? I believe life will begin at 50.

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When I was on Celebs On Benefits a year ago, you could see I was really going through it.

I was coming out of depression. You can see that I have come on leaps and bounds.

Yeah fair enough, I guess she wants to move on with her life. But if she really does have aspirations to become the next Kim K she’s going about it all wrong. Don’t bother taking the bins out in your rank blue dressing gown. Just get yourself filled with silicone and dick, film the whole thing and publish it online. It’s the Kardashian way.

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Considering Appleton’s more recent activities, I wouldn’t put it past her – going out with a string of toy boys and stripping naked in public places are just a couple of ways she’s hit the headlines recently. So it would only make sense that a sex tape is to follow. We’ll be waiting.

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