Healing Pyramids AKA Complete Guff

The internet is full of rip offs and scams and this healing pyramid nonsense is my favourite. Apparently they can fix the ozone layer and treat AIDS. Yup….

Everyone is aware of the magical healing and protective qualities of pyramids right? Well, for those not in the know, some of the benefits you can attain from sitting inside one of these hilarious cages for a few hours include the following:

  • Feel more energetic
  • Feel healthier
  • Find inner peace
  • Relaxation and calm
  • Be more focused
  • Achieve clarity of mind
  • Become more balanced

If you ask me, those outcomes seem to be pretty similar to the effect you get from simply having a nice sit down. Man, these numpties should try having a bong in the bath it would blow the metaphyics out of their arses.

If the pyramid doesn’t suit you and you want to trial any of their other products, he has a big selection in store for you. For instance you may want to dabble with the Ikosohedran Harmonizer or the Atlantean Power Rod (oo-er).

Healing Pyramid - Reiki Hippy

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