There have been some times when I’ve been absolutely desperate for a shit and I feel like my ass is going to literally explode and my stomach is wobbling all over the place as I desperately try and find a toilet, but in every single one of those occasions I’ve managed to find one and everything has been A-OK.
I’ve never resorted to the lengths that this guy goes to in this video. Apparently the toilet at a Starbucks in New York City was taking way too long to free up and this guy had no other option but to pull down his pants in the middle of the store and poop right there and then, even though it was the middle of the day.
To continue his protest, he then for some reason decided to walk around the store with his pants down proclaiming that he wasn’t mentally ill. I suppose that is one way to try and convince people of that fact.
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I don’t really know what to make of that. It seems like – even despite his protests – that the guy simply must have a screw loose to even attempt to do something like that. His demeanour and outfit don’t exactly help either.
I don’t know what happened to him afterwards but let’s hope he got arrested because nobody really wants to see a repeat of him shitting in Starbucks do we? I wouldn’t want to run into that when I was picking up a Frappuccino, would you?
For more inappropriate shitting, check out this basketball fan shitting in a urinal whilst puking.