England Football Star Kicked Out Of Nightclub After Snorting Cocaine At The Club Christmas Party

Snorting Cocaine

Classic footballer bantz.

Footballers eh? They can’t seem to keep their noses out of trouble can they?

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The latest possible scandal comes courtesy of an England player – or former England player, it’s kind of unclear – who went a bit wild at the Christmas party and snorted a few lines of coke in the toilet and went a bit wild. The ‘inside information’ from a club insider comes courtesy of The Sun so it’s probably best to take it with a pinch of salt – or a line of coke – but here goes:


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Everyone is talking about it.

It wasn’t the club’s official Christmas party but a few drinks after a game and many of the players and manager were there.

One of the players saw him doing a line in the toilets then half an hour later he was all over the place. His jaw was working overtime and he was a mess.

He wasn’t just drunk. The gaffer was furious and got him out the back door and into a taxi thinking he had drunk too much.

There’s been turmoil in the dressing room most of the season and this hasn’t helped.

Results haven’t been fantastic so it’s the worst possible timing. The drug testers had visited the day before so he knew he could get away with it.

Yeah that really isn’t that useful and probably describes most Christmas parties all over the country, regardless of whatever profession you’re in. I suppose if I really wanted to I could look at teams that we’re near the bottom of the Premier League and look at who had once played for England in them to try and identify the culprit but that would all be speculation and I can’t really be bothered. Feel free to give it a go and let me know though.

For more of the same, check out Maradona celebrating a goal by doing a line of cocaine on the pitch. Legend.


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