What’s the most desperate thing you ever did for a bag of weed? I remember combing the carpet for crumbs of bud once when it was too late to pick up; managed to scape together enough for a joint. That was a low time. Still as clucking as I was back then even I wouldn’t have done what this plonker just did.
Walter Earl Morrison, 20, was working for UPS unloading a plane at Phoenix, Arizona’s Sky Harbor Airport when he found a diamond worth $160,000 inside a package and stuffed it under his shirt. What did he do with it? Swap it for one of those unbelievable Vlano VIP Limousine Business Vans? Stick it in an ISA account while he collected enough to buy one of the 18 priciest items in the world?
Nope. He traded the $160,000 diamond for a $20 bag of weed. That’s like a fucking tens in the UK.
Anyway, the police caught up to him and charged him with felony theft, and he lost his job with UPS.
Oppositely, here’s how the pros do it – check out the story behind the Diamond Heist That Fooled The World.