In case you hadn’t heard, Kanye West married Aussie architect Bianca Censori in a ‘private love ceremony’ this year, although apparently the service didn’t involve any marriage certificates, so I’m not sure how legal their union actually is.

Which could come in handy if she decides to move on with this random dude chatting her up in the mall:

THIS MAN DIDNT KNOW HE WAS TALKING TO KANYE’S WIFE😭 pic.twitter.com/spRrBhazKm

— Yeezyrih (@Yeeezyrih) May 19, 2023

Seems innocent enough, but according to the internet, Censori was being ‘a little too friendly’ for a woman married to one of the most paranoid, insecure, narcissist geniuses on planet Earth. Is that really the case, though? People are so used to being turned down in an aggressive or dismissive manner that they think she’s flirting back, even though she’s politely turned him down by announcing she’s married. She just seems super nice and friendly, that’s all!

How will Kanye see it though? That’s the question. As long as she continues to dress like Kim Kardashian for him, I’m sure he won’t mind…

For the time Kanye West insisted Rosa Parks was a ‘plant’ used to create trauma for black Americans, click HERE.