1. Vaginal Chicken

I searched long and hard for a band which could top the likes of Swamp Ass and Clitoral Putrescence. I was beginning to think that perhaps my list had peaked too soon. That was until I found Vaginal Chicken. I’m not quite sure what a Vaginal Chicken is exactly, but I’m guessing it has something to do with porn, gore and cannibalism. How bands such as Vaginal Chicken even get booked to play at venues anywhere at all is beyond me, but against all the odds some sick bastard keeps booking them to play all over Europe. What makes Vaginal Chicken remarkable however, is that unlike some of the other bands on this list they have actually managed to recruit a full 5-piece line up. No longer is it some weird guy sitting alone in his bedroom coming up with the sickest shit he can possibly think of, but you now have a group of five grown men who have actually agreed that the name Vaginal Chicken is a good bet for them.

You can see them in action here playing their latest hit single Seven Nation Vomit to a surprisingly enthusiastic crowd. Enjoy.