Employee: Cheryl Cole
Job: X-Factor Panel Judge (in America)
Pressure rating: 6/10
Chezza to American singing hopeful: “Keep gannin’ like that pet and youse’ll have ne bother. Yer’ voice were champion.”
Singing hopeful: “What?”
Thus ends the career of Cheryl Cole in America.
Moyes-factor: I’m struggling to draw any firm comparisons between Cheryl’s short lived stab at stateside reality stardom and the Moyes situation. Utd have already cracked America. All he really needs to do is keep RVP shooting a lot of goal-scores from outside the dangerzone and he’s golden.