David Beckham Has A Tramp Stamp Of His Son Brooklyn’s Name

Brooklyn Beckham recently accused his parents of controlling his life, f—ing his head up and giving him crippling anxiety, offering examples that included his mum grinding on him in front of 500 people at his own wedding.

That’s pretty awkward, sure. But how about your dad walking around with a tramp stamp of your name?

He’s really poppin’ it in the second pic, isn’t he? Now obviously it’s not unusual for a father to get his offspring’s name tattooed on his body, but that placement is absolutely nuts. You can’t really argue with Brooklyn for accusing his parents of being weird and performative when you look back on stuff like this, can you?

Who knows though – with everything that’s been going on recently, David might be looking to get that lasered off ASAP. Which Brooklyn would probably thank him for at this point, tbh.

Someone also dug up a few old photos of Brooklyn with his mum, and it’s becoming increasingly easy to imagine her acting like her son’s jilted ex – no matter who he married:

Or maybe we’re just hating because our parents could never love us as much as Posh & Becks love their kids? After all, my dad never got my name tattooed on his lower back and my mum never gave me a lap dance at my wedding. Some parents just love their kids too much, it seems.

For the time Brooklyn was banging a supermodel who was the spitting image of his mum, click HERE. Hmmm.