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Dani Alves Defends Premature Ejaculation In Bizarre Interview, Is Now A Hero For Men Everywhere

Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

Brazilian football legend Dani Alves was giving an interview to Mundo Deportivo this week when they somehow got onto the topic of premature ejaculation, and instead of getting super defensive and boasting about his own sexual prowess like other men might’ve done, Dani said he thought premature ejaculation was a beautiful thing.

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The 37-year-old former Barcelona star, now playing for his native São Paulo FC, said he didn’t understand why men are expected to have sex for “two hours” and believes that quick ejaculation shows how “desirable” your partner is.

When you are in love with a person, why should I wait so long, let it flow.

I defend men that have a quick ejaculation if the other person is so desirable.

What a genius. “Let it flow” indeed! I love that quote. Like Dani Alves says it’s more of a compliment than something to be embarrassed about and mocked over. So next time you’re getting freaky with your girl and finish too quickly just do what Dani does and look her in the eyes and say “I just had to let it flow because you’re so desirable!”. No way she can be mad at that.

And remember, Dani Alves is married to a hot Spanish supermodel who he had to propose to 3 times before she said yes, so he knows about premature ejaculation better than anyone:

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🥂Más un año besannndo ese maromo gostooooso mío 😻 Yo ya sabía que le iba a coger gustito a ese beso del primer día 🤤 Gracias por llenarme de felicidad con esa forma de ser tan bonita y tan alegre que tienes ❣️ Ya podemos pasar 24h juntos que sigo reclamando más tiempo contigo… Aún estando en modo lapa quiero más atención 😂 Es tannnn reconfortante estar entre tus brazos que no existe la palabra “necesitar espacio” en nuestro vocabulario. No podría haber elegido mejor compañero de vida… Que todo sea tan leve y vayamos tan a la par, es un regalo del destino🙌🏽 Sigamos creciendo juntos que aún queda mucho camino por construir 🌌 Te amo incondicionalmente #1+1=1 #happyanniversary #loveu

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Dani Alves – not the hero we asked for but the hero we deserve. Just let it flow!

For the Albanian WAG who says footballers prefer wanking to sex, click HERE.

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