Criminals Are Begging This Policewoman To Arrest Them After Seeing Her Instagram

Samantha Sepulveda

Take me away officer, I’ve been bad.

A police officer named Samantha Sepulveda has found the key to making the world a safer place – by enticing the world’s criminals with photos of her in lingerie.

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The cop, who moonlights as a lingerie model, has claimed that criminals are desperate for her to put them in jail after seeing her Instagram account:

I talk men into handcuffs all the time because they don’t want to fight me.

The 32-year-old said she gave up a career in strockbroking in order to protect the public, and added that she tries her best to look masculine while on duty to look intimidating. However, her entire persona changes when she’s modelling:

One encounter even left Samantha lost for words. Both her and her partner were chasing a criminal who had beaten his wife and threatened to kill officers. Despite, his threats, he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Samantha and said:

Holy shit. You’re the best looking cop I’ve ever seen. Can I take you on a date?

What a catch. He’d just beaten up his wife and was now a convicted criminal. She’d be mad not to take him up on the offer.

Samantha concluded by saying that her photos celebrate a woman’s body and are not offensive:

If people find them offensive, close your eyes.

Wow, she sounds nearly as empowered at Emily Ratajkowski.


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