"Some girls play hard to get. I play hard to want".
"Send me doughnuts and see what happens."
"I'm hoping this picture will make up for the lack of witty bio..."
Some things are better left unsaid.
Rock ‘n’ roll.
"Please be patient, I get a lot of messages."
"I only use Tinder as a confidence boost."
This is why we need feminism.
Rumours, predictions and some guess work.
"Buy my cookies."
“I never wanted this to happen.”
Potential new planet to destroy.
“Give me two truths and a lie…”
His head is now so big, it has its own post code.
Titty trick shots really should be an Olympic sport.
This thing will tear you apart from the inside.
The world of Stephen King comes to the small screen.
Happy Birthday mate.
Surely it was just a bit of banter.
Don't pick up the soap.
I'll drink to that.
"I'm just going to answer the question for you..."
Spice up your life.
Not a bad payout.
Campaign promises that really matter.
The Road To Seshleyhem.