Unfortunately I don’t have a vagina, but if I did, I would hope it reached the standards of cleanliness that Cardi B has laid out in this Instagram video.
Following the massive success of WAP and the sea of triggered pundits it’s left in its wake, I guess Cardi B is considered something of an expert on vaginas and so decided to share her knowledge on how to keep everything fresh & clean down there. Listen and learn…
O…K then. From what I could make out there she’s made some salient points on the connection between BBQ ribs and vaginas and some things about pH levels that definitely made sense. I mean I’d never thought about it before but I can see why your pH levels can get messed about if you come into contact with the wrong penis. So that’s definitely something to watch out for. It’s a good thing Cardi B is around to break this all down in layman’s terms so we can all understand vaginas a little bit better.
Anyway, I’m off to church. Have a good one everybody.
For the woman who managed to hide $6000 worth of meth in her vagina, click HERE. Is that all?