I know it’s a bit late for Christmas but doesn’t this get your festive juices flowing? The forks are wired up and the water of the sausage is conducting that bad boy hard. Geeky and festive.

Although this looks fun and is cheaper than paying to get on the number 29, I don’t think it’s such a great idea. Imagine all the snow and ice that would shoot up your trouser legs when the bus was in motion. Plus you’d be breathing in pure fumes. Silly boys.

Here’s Gareth from “The Office” hanging out with some angry looking chocolate treats.

I love it, you can hear him reading it out loud in his head. It’s easy to laugh, but I couldn’t write a single thing using the Russian alphabet so who am I to judge?

Chuckie fell in the septic tank:

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