Why can’t all girls settle their arguments this way? Oh you slept with my boyfriend, oh you told everyone I was a slag, oh you said I have herpes, blah blah blah. That’s fine — let’s meet in a snowy battlefield and settle this once and for all. Whatever you do just don’t bring the girl in the white coat. No heart. Totally useless.
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