The wonders of semen have long been championed by weirdos all over the world who enjoy ingesting the stuff, but now it’s set to come (lol) to the masses after it was announced that a ‘Learning To Cook With Semen’ class could be coming to London. Based in Shoreditch, obviously.
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Attendees will be taught how to make appetisers, mains, desserts and drinks using their (or their partner’s) semen. It’s BYOS (have a guess what the S stands for) and delicacies on offer include ‘Victoria spooge cake’, ‘jerk chicken’ and ‘Schlong Island iced tea’. I suppose that sounds appetising if you’re into that kind of stuff. Mmmmm.
Renowned sex columnist Alix Fox is a supporter of the class, saying the following;
While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.
There you have it. The class is being offered via a company called Wonderush which is some kind of company where you pay £29 and they give you unlimited access to all kinds of weird classes and experiences (providing you sign up for them in time). To be honest, I doubt this class actually exists but it’s great publicity for a company like this because everyone is going to talk about a semen cookery class because it’s completely gross and ridiculous.
The founder of the company – they mysteriously one named Nelson – bought into it wholeheartedly though, saying the following:
I know some people will find this hard to swallow, but the idea of cooking with semen isn’t as farfetched as one might think.
Wonderush is all about giving people unique classes and experiences, and although our usual classes are somewhat tamer, this should give people a taste of our sense of humour!
Yeah blatant PR stunt. Still, it worked so you’ve gotta give them credit for it I suppose. Just a shame for everyone out there who actually wants to attend the class.
For more semen, check out this beer injected with stag semen. Yummy.