Crumbl Cookie Company Releases Drink With 186 Grams Of Sugar – Leading To Calls To Make The Drink Illegal

Crumbl Cookies is an enormously popular, fast-growing American bakery franchise known for its massive, thick, gourmet cookies served in pink boxes. Not healthy in the slightest, but really good, apparently.

Crumbl are now launching customisable “dirty sodas” that may actually be the fastest way to develop type 2 diabetes known to man.

Crumbl Dirty Sodas offers a massive menu featuring over 40 pre-set combinations alongside a “build your own” customisation station.

Customers can build their drinks using four main layers of ingredients:

• Soda Bases: Dr Pepper, Coke, Diet Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Barq’s Root Beer, Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Red Bull, and plain soda water.
• Creams: Heavy cream, coconut cream, and sugar-free vanilla or coconut creams.
• Syrups & Purées: Strawberry purée, raspberry purée, blue raspberry, peach, mango, passionfruit, blackberry, pomegranate, vanilla, butterscotch, and cookie butter.
• Fresh Citrus & Toppings: Fresh lime wedges, fresh lemon wedges, and various garnishes.

The highest-sugar creation, a massive 32-ounce beverage named “Crazy Cousins,” contains a staggering 186 grams of sugar and 840 calories. This is the equivalent of drinking about five cans of Coke in one sitting!

It’s also more than five times the maximum daily sugar intake recommended for an adult man by the American Heart Association.

Many people on the internet have been asking how it’s even legal for a drink containing 186g of sugar to be advertised and made available for purchase, but as they say – your body, your choice. After all, you could easily consume 186g of sugar in the comfort of your own home if you were that way inclined, so why should you not also be able to purchase it ready-made at Crumbl Cookies?

The good news is that nobody is being forced to buy this, but how many might order it without knowing or understanding what’s in it? Of course calories and sugar count are always available to read, but few ever bother to actually look. After all – the target audience are teens and young adults.

As diabolical as it is though, you have to admit it’s a genius bit of advertising. I didn’t even known Crumbl Cookies was a thing before this product showed up on the timeline. Just imagine all the dumb@ss influencers who will be drinking it in their videos? What a time to be alive…

For the man who was hospitalised after eating 3kg of cola bottles over a 3-day period, click HERE.