Team GB Star Urinates ‘F**k ICE’ In The Snow At Winter Olympics

Team GB skier Gus Kenworthy has protested US Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents by appearing to write ‘F*** ICE’ in urine in the snow at the Winter Olympics.

Kenworthy, 34, posted the below image to his 1.2 million Instagram followers on Instagram. Look how neat and tidy it is. Impeccable bladder control!

Now I’m no Olympian (winter or otherwise) but I’d probably drink more water if I were him. Although I guess being properly hydrated doesn’t contrast as well against the snow like being dehydrated yellow does. Then again he’s probably taking all sorts of vitamins and supplements that you make p1ss bright yellow?

I digress – the point is that Team GB skier Gus Kenworthy has p1ssed ‘F*** ICE’ into the snow, and he also provided a ‘sample script’ for US citizens to send to their respective senators, urging them to ‘refuse to support any final Department of Homeland Security funding agreement that fails to meaningfully rein in ICE and Border Patrol.’

Turns out he will avoid any punishment from the International Olympic Committee for his comments too.

An IOC spokesman said: ‘During the Olympic Games, all participants have the opportunity to express their views as per the Athlete Expression Guidelines. The IOC does not regulate personal social media posts.’

Well that’s refreshing, isn’t it? Have to say though the more I look at the image the more I suspect that maybe he’s used AI to make it. How can a man’s wee text be neater and tidier than my handwriting text? Such precise willy control is borderline inhuman. I guess only he knows for sure.

For the Finnish skier who suffered a ‘frozen penis’ at the Winter Olympics, click HERE. Sounds brutal.