Literally one of the first things reported following the supposed suicide of Jeffrey Epstein was that the cameras were down and the guards fell asleep, but the Department of Justice has now miraculously managed to unearth surveillance footage which they claim categorically proves that Epstein killed himself.

What’s more, the Department of Justice and the FBI have determined that Jeffrey Epstein never even had a client list, despite the supposedly “thousands” of pages of documents that the Trump administration promised to release to the public but never did.

NEW: Justice Department releases 10-hour video of the night Jeffrey Epstein died saying it proves he took his own life, say there is “no evidence” he kept a “client list.”

“The FBI’s independent review of this footage confirmed that from the time Epstein was locked in his cell… pic.twitter.com/ZBHOKW1ReT

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 7, 2025

Well, I guess that settles it. Nothing to see here, folks. It’s all done and dusted and above board.

As per Axios, who obtained a memo detailing the findings:

President Trump’s Justice Department and FBI have concluded they have no evidence that convicted sex offender and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a “client list” or was murdered.

• The administration is releasing a video that it says indicates no one entered the area of the Manhattan prison where Epstein was held the night he died in 2019.
• The video supports a medical examiner’s finding that Epstein committed suicide, the two-page memo claims.

Why it matters: The findings represent the first time Trump’s administration has officially contradicted conspiracy theories about Epstein’s activities and his death — theories that had been pushed by the FBI’s top two officials before Trump appointed them to the bureau.

As social media influencers and activists, Kash Patel (now the FBI’s director) and Dan Bongino (now deputy director) were among those in MAGA world who questioned the official version of how Epstein died.

Patel and Bongino have since said Epstein committed suicide. …

The memo says no one else involved in the Epstein case will be charged.

Now, a cynical person might say that there’s something awfully suspicious about this all.  Perhaps that there’s a load of powerful people on that list, including Trump himself, who don’t want the truth to come out? Perhaps that it would be the easiest thing in the world to doctor a surveillance video like this, or that the footage keeps jumping around, including an entire hour missing between 5:35 and 6:35?

There’s also the timing of this announcement and the footage: the fact it was all released on Sunday night at the end of the biggest holiday weekend in America’s calendar, when the country is too busy/engaged with other things to care. Everyone enjoying themselves with family and friends at home and out of town. In fact the Department of Justice and FBI appear to be the only two entities who were working over this celebratory July 4 weekend? That’s dedication, I suppose.

And so, the official ruling is that Jeffrey Epstein topped himself in his cell a very short while into what was supposed to be a life sentence. A guy who became extremely rich and influential out of nowhere, in a way that no one can really explain, and went from unknown “financier” to rubbing elbows with the most powerful people in the world. Gets convicted of sex crimes involving underage victims, is put under 24-hour suicide watch in a maximum security prison, and then dies under mysterious circumstances, ultimately taking his secrets to the grave.

Convenient, some might say. I actually wouldn’t be completely averse to accepting that Epstein did kill himself in his cell, but to deny that there was ever a client list? Come on now.

P.S. Do they now need to let Ghislaine Maxwell go free, since she apparently trafficked underage girls to nobody? Wonder if they’ll even bother to clarify.

For every celebrity named in the Epstein Files list that was released, click HERE. What are we supposed to make of this information now then?