7) The Perfect 5
Of all the zits we’ve seen today this is the classiest by far. A perfect “5” formed from nothing but pus. How tragically beautiful…
8) Elephant Sized Excretion
Right, I’ll make this my last because it’s making me feel weird, and not a good weird. But I won’t let you go without a real high five of pus. We’re going on a little trip to Africa with this one. Some cool elephant protecting fellas found an elephant with a poisoned arrow stuck in it. They sorted the poor chap out but it involved a fair portion of fluids…
Right… I promise I won’t put out any more articles like that, I swear down. I don’t feel right. I’m off for a beer…
