I often find myself perusing gadgets on-line for hours and I always wish I hadn’t bothered. It’s interesting and everything but I can’t normally afford to buy the stuff I need, let alone stuff I don’t need.

So I hope reading this article depresses you as much as it depressed me to write it. Yeah, I’m that nice.

1) iPhone Stun Gun

Every home should have one! The “Yellow Jacket” is capable of discharging 650,000 volts into your chosen friend or colleague. The creator says “Is there a risk of electric shock during a phone call? With proper use, no.” I’m not keen on putting a Taser to my temple. Call me loopy.

They’re about $100 if you’re interested. Seriously though, as stun gun? Is that OK to be selling to people? I’m not so sure…

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