Get ready to never have to talk to a real life human being again because the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset is on its way and adult-film streaming service SugarDVD have announced that they’re working on bringing porn movies/content to the device ASAP.

The company’s working with hundreds of developers in motion-capture studios to ensure they take full advantage of the Oculus Rift technology and are able to make users feel like they’re actually in the porno itself.

“Ideally, we’d like to include interactivity as soon as possible,” says SugarDVD’s Rebecca Bolen. “At first this will be similar to a ‘choose your own adventure’ type of experience. We already have these options for DVDs and movies with alternate ‘endings’ depending on what the viewer chooses, so we are looking forward to integrating those features into VR.”

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So there it is — no more dating, no more candlelit dinners, no more boring old fashioned normal sex — it’s all about virtual reality digital sex with your Oculus Rift headset. No awkwardness the next morning, no cuddles or breakfast or guilt about not calling back, no protection or morning after pill, no embarrassment after you jizz before even putting your head set on, just you in a virtual reality porno pulling the below face to some conjoined twin sex, or whatever else you’re into.

Can’t wait.