To be fair this girl is a comedian so she can probably see the funny side of even the creepiest of situations, but I think most would completely freak if they had a poke around the toilets at Chicago bar ‘Cigars and Stripes’ and came across this:
The girls at Jezebel called up the bar and had this conversation:
(Man picks up) Hello?
Jezebel: Hi, I’m with Jezebel, and I’m calling about the two-way mirror in your ladies’ restroom.
What does Jezebel do? I’ve never heard of her. And yes, absolutely: we have a two-way mirror in there, yes, yes; we’ve had it since 2001.
Jezebel: Okay. So, I’m just wondering why it’s in the ladies’ room?
Young lady, I have in my beer garden–I have a 10 and a half-foot hole. Did you know that it’s haunted. Did you know that a man fell dead. Do you know that we do seven days of Halloween. Do you know that mirror’s been there for the longest time. That woman opened the door. I mean she opened the door, there’s nothing in there. Open the door and pee and do what you want. Quite frankly I’m enjoying people calling, because I’m selling chicken wings.
Look, this woman is looking for a viral video. There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings–I don’t know what to tell you, honey.
Jezebel: And you’re going to keep the mirror in there?
I will burn this fucking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us? We’re synonymous with Halloween. We do a freaky family fun day, and all the kids look in the mirror. This is a fun house, honey, and if you don’t like the two-way mirror, go fuck yourself; and if you come on my stage, have something to say. Everyone needs an angle. My angle is: I do barbeque; I promote it, and I break my ass for the local comics in Chicago. I pay them. I try to make them into rock stars. They do nothing, except for this. One girl said she wanted to pull her pants down and show her clitoris to me, and they all came and ate the wings.
That’s a genuine interview by the way, you can see the full thing on their site. The guy clearly doesn’t give a crap that there’s a two way mirror in the ladies’ bathroom and doesn’t seem to understand what all the fuss is about either. Just some old school dude who thinks it’s totally normal to sneakily watch women as they pee. LOL @ the Halloween excuse as well — what’s he supposed to do, take the mirror down for the remaining 364 days in the year? Come off it.
P.S. Could be worse – she could have had a giant African millipede spring out while doing her business.
