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A Weird Goat/Man Hybrid Has Been Born In Malaysia

The Antichrist.

Social media has gone wild in Malaysia after the birth of a weird goat/man hybrid. Many fear that it’s a sign of the apocalypse due to the creature’s weird resemblance to the faun – the mythical offspring of goat and man.

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The creature was born in a farm owned by a guy called Ibrahim Basir in the village of Felda. It died shortly afterwards which is probably a good thing -otherwise it might have ended up looking like this motherfucker below us:

Goat Man

Basir said the following about it:

I was quite shocked but fascinated too as its face, nose, short legs and even the condition of its soft body seemed like that of a human baby, whereas the light brown fur covering its whole body resembles that of a goat.

We kept the carcass in a polystyrene box filled with ice cubes before taking it to the district veterinary office at around noon yesterday.

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To be honest, although the Malaysians probably think it’s armageddon, it seems fairly obvious to me what has happened here. Someone in Felda – maybe even Ibrahim Basir himself – has been slipping the D to these goats and one of them somehow managed to get pregnant. That’s disgusting to think about, but people do have sex with animals on the reg for some reason – as these confessions of a guy addicted to having sex with horses prove – and it seems like the most likely explanation.

Thank God it didn’t survive, or it might really have been the end times.


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