Every few years, a video of a man or woman being willfully penetrated by a horse goes viral, and I regret to inform you that this is once again happening right now on Twitter X.

Obviously we can’t share the video because we’ll probably be sent to internet jail if we do, but it’s not difficult to find if you really want to look at that sort of thing. The best I can do is provide a sort of play-by-play, so here goes…

The 30-second video is filmed inside a stable, where a man dressed in an orange shirt and grey cargo shorts is petting a small white horse (maybe a pony?). He then checks that the horse is aroused (it is), pulls his pants down and turns around, offering his backside to the horse. Sure enough, the horse proceeds to mount the man and penetrates him, with the man moaning and grunting in pleasure.

The video contains two captions reading “Michael Hanley left his phone in the pub look what he was doing” and “Always keep a password on your phone,” suggesting that the video was leaked from a phone accidentally left by the person who filmed themselves having sex with the horse. I think that’s probably not the case and the uploader is probably trying to wind up his mate Michael Hanley, but who knows?

It’s worth noting that the internet immediately went into detective mode and managed to track down a guy named Michael Hanley, who owns a carriage service in Dublin and shares loads of pictures of horses on his social media. However, the person in the video does not have a tattooed sleeve while Hanley does, so it’s either a different man completely or the video was taken before he got his sleeve done.

Either way, I think that’s enough internet not just for one day or one week one month, but maybe the rest of 2023 too. Thanks for reading.

For the man who decided to bring a horse into a packed bar and cause all hell to break loose, click HERE.