54-year-old Undertaker and 52-year-old Goldberg “finally” fought at WWE Super Showdown In Saudi Arabia this weekend, and it went about as well as anybody with a brain thought it would.
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Watching these clips where they can barely lift each other up and nearly break each other’s necks, it’s probably best that Taker and Goldberg never step foot in a wrestling ring ever again:
— Fredbeats.Com (@Fredbeats7) June 7, 2019
— Mark Out Mania | HK AKA Brick Flair (@RealMarkOutHK) June 7, 2019
— Mike (@StillBurnsCDs) June 7, 2019
— Paul O’Rourke (@Prork) June 7, 2019
Undertaker’s face after the match says it all:
— Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) June 7, 2019
— Mordis Gooner 🛡 (@maldivesgooner) June 7, 2019
The match only happened because the Saudi billionaire who organised the show grew up a huge wrestling fan and wanted to see some of the legends from his youth.
Goldberg apologised for his performance after the fight, claiming he got knocked out:
Knocked myself out and thought I could finish…. love my fans…..but let u down. Everyone else that found “pleasure” ….. hope ur happy
— Bill Goldberg (@Goldberg) June 7, 2019
Undertaker liked a fan’s comment on Instagram asking that he retires for good:
— Mike (@StillBurnsCDs) June 8, 2019
In this old, resurfaced interview, Undertaker claims he never wants to be in the ring past his prime. Take your own advice Taker!
— Get The Tables (@GetDaTables) June 7, 2019
Another person who is lucky to have escaped Saudi Arabia alive is Finn Balor, for posting a photo of himself wearing a Pride shirt and celebrating Pride month in the notoriously homophobic country. Pretty sure they behead you for this sort of thing:
— Finn Bálor forEVERYone (@FinnBalor) June 8, 2019
Anyway, it’s not like the Undertaker needs wrestling anymore. He’s got a new career shilling health foods on Instagram. Childhood = ruined.