An Uber driver wearing a ‘Retired Drug Dealer’ shirt has been arrested after 24 grams of meth was found in his car in Colorado.
You may be thinking: well, fair enough, he’s a retired DEALER, not a retired user. But actually, in addition to the 24 grams of meth, officers also found four pills, a meth pipe, a digital scale, packaging baggies, cash and three cell phones.
47-year-old Robert Rose was actually grassed up by a passenger in the back of his Uber who texted 911 after Robert mentioned to him that he had a false-bottom aerosol can in the car with methamphetamine inside. So clearly the guy is a bit of a dumb@ss.
An officer with the Springfield Township Police Department in Summit County spotted Robert’s vehicle the next day and conducted a traffic stop on Massillon Road.
Upon searching the vehicle, officers found the false-bottom aerosol can with 24 grams of methamphetamine, as well as the pills and all the aforementioned paraphernalia.
Robert is now facing charges of drug trafficking, possession of felony drugs, and possession of drug paraphernalia, reports WOIO-19.
And just like that, it’s all Uber for his driving career. I just can’t believe this guy thought it was a good idea to wear a ‘Retired Drug Dealer’ shirt like that would throw anyone off the scent, and then also be thick enough to tell a client and complete stranger in the back of his car that he had meth in the vehicle. How thick can you get?
Possible frontrunner for dumbest criminal of 2025, although perhaps not as dumb as the Yorkshire drug dealer who advertised his services on a T-shirt. Incredible.
