3) Peckish?
This week in Warsaw, Poland a 39-year-old chap called Dariusz Piotrowski was spotted fleeing a home that he was presumed to have burgled. The police gave chase, they lost sight of him for a little while but the Polish Feds always get their man.
Once they’d booked him and got him down the police station he started to complain of a sore stomach and cramps. It turns out that he had a bite to eat whilst hiding in a hedge. A quick X-ray showed them his odd contents, unfortunately I can’t find the X-ray pic because I bet that looks pretty mega.
Of course his internal booty had to be removed surgically, no one wants to crap out a watch after all. Dariusz Piotrowski said that his ability to swallow big weird stuff had helped him no end during his life of crime.
☛ Next Up: Entire Russian Town Being Eaten By Massive Sinkholes
