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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #45

This week’s Tinder round-up features some outright savages trying to get it on.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go.

andweofffff

And we’re off…

hereadytowatch

He definitely looks like he’s ready to watch

wtfgoingon1 wtfgoingon2

No idea what’s going on here but swiping right

andunmatch

Aaaand unmatch

ratehrthepizza

Swiping right for the pizza

hopefullysmellsbetter

Hopefully doesn’t smell like one too

seemlegit

Seems legit

getalong1 getalong2

Can’t we all just get along?

keepingitsimple

Keeping it simple

transnnsnsns

Your weekly reminder that you (or some tan dude with a silver cross round his neck) would have sex with a trans girl and not even know the difference

futiletind

Now that’s deep

calmurtitsIan

Calm your tits Ian

anyonegotaboat

Anyone got a boat?

howtinderowkrs333

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aplusus

A+

indeed

#RIPPhifeDawg

goodtokow

Good to know

ahtobe20again

Ah, to be 20 again

pleasebemiddle

Please be the one in the middle

sukinya

Just couldn’t resist could he?

justadorable

Way too innocent looking for a bio like that

sexnjellyfishwhocouldsayno

Sex and jellyfish – what else d’you want?

whatthe

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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