I’m sure we can all remember times in our childhood when we weren’t exactly the little angels our parents wanted us to be. That’s what grounding’s for.
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Theresa May decided to share with the world an insight into her rebellious stage during a recent interview with ITV. When Julie Etchingham asked May what was the most badass thing she’d ever done, here’s what she said:
Etchingham: What’s the naughtiest thing you ever did?
May: Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…
Etchingham: There must’ve been a moment when…
May: Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that.
Whoa, May, slow down you dark horse. Running through fields of wheat!? Someone call the police because this bitch is bad.
Seriously though, is that the naughtiest thing she can think of? Politicians already have a reputation of being stuck up, Eton-educated, out of touch humanoids and it’s answers like this that make us think that.
Well, at least she’s made up for it in her old age by stealing from the poor and lying about pretty much everything in order to hold onto her power. Naughty, naughty Theresa May.