A Student Has Found Human Poop On Her Car For The Second Time In Ten Days

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Why though?

Nobody wants to find anything on their car when they come back to drive it after a few days, but imagine how grossed out you would feel if you found full on human poop on it not once but twice in ten days. Ick.

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This is exactly the situation that 22 year old English and French student Rachel Holmes found on her car in the Brynmill area of Swansea. She doesn’t drive her car every day and parks it in a space around the back of her flat which often changes, so she’s confused why this is happening as it doesn’t seem to be random and she can’t figure out why she’s been targeted:

I am convinced it is going to happen again. I have no idea who is doing it – not many people know that I have a car.

I do not know if it is a personal thing or not – I am just confused. We have no problems with our neighbours and the car was parked in a different place each time.

I do not know if it is drunken vandalism.


The second one was huge. That person does need to see a doctor but it was more fibrous so we could just chuck it on the floor.

I am just so confused, it is such a strange thing to do.

I was thinking of putting a camera in my car to see who is doing it but then my car would get broken into instead of shit on.

The first time I thought it was weird, the second time I was angry.

I mean yeah, it’s kinda a gross thing to be targeted by some random guy or girl taking a dump on your car for no apparent reason isn’t it? Can’t say I blame her for being angry but surely she should go to the police about it or something? Or set up the camera feed but do it in a way that isn’t glaringly obvious?

There must be some kind of solution for it, especially if it happens again. Here’s hoping it doesn’t though hey.

For more of the same, check out this guy taking a crap in public and then slipping over and falling into it. Karma.


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