People Are Now Planning To Storm Loch Ness The Day After Storming Area 51

“The time is now for us to find dat big boi.”

Seems the new thing is for millennials to get together and storm places that could possibly contain aliens/mythical creatures and make a hell of a lot of noise about it on social media.

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As covered to Complex, next on the list is Scotland’s very own Nessie:

Weeks after “Storm Area 51″ gained national headlines, a man named Bryan Richards created another group that aims to prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster, aka Nessie. The event, which is titled “Storm Loch Ness, Nessie can’t hide from us all,”has garnered more than 24,000 RSVPs as of Wednesday afternoon. It is scheduled to go down at the popular Scottish lake on Sept. 21—one day after the Area 51 invasion will reportedly take place.

“The time is now for us to find dat big boi,” the event’s description reads.

The Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) told the BBC that “Storm Loch Ness” will not pose as many hazards as “Storm Area 51″ because the military isn’t involved and the lake is open to the public; however, a RNLI spokesperson cautioned that there were still risks involved.

“Our Atlantic 85 lifeboat has an impressive survivor-carrying capacity, but even that will be stretched by the ‘attendees’ of this event,” the spokesperson said.

She then laid out a few facts about the body of water, which is one of the biggest in the British Isles: It is at 22 miles in length, over 750 feet deep, has a water temperature of about 43 degree Fahrenheit, and can produce waves up to 13 feet high.

Do we really need 25,000 people to find the Loch Ness monster? Seems a bit excessive if you ask me. 25,000’s a crowd. I feel like if Nessie actually existed and was as big as people claim then even just one person could find her if they waited around at the lake long enough. Or am I underestimating this gargantuan sea monster’s hide and seek skills?

Besides, don’t they know you’ve got a better chance of spotting a sea monster in the Thames:

To meet the man who started all this madness with the ‘Storm Area 51’ group, click HERE. Looks exactly like you expect he would.


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