The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box — every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones.
Here are the best from this week:
(Click the arrow keys below to view confessions.)
My friend begged me to “take one for the team” this summer while we were out pissed so I ended up hooking up with this “chunky” girl while he went off with her friend. Not only did she give an amazing BJ I ended up chatting to her on whatsapp quite a bit afterwards and it led to me getting an internship in London because her best friend works for the company. Networking at its finest.