The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every week we’ll be posting our favourite ones.
Now that I’m working from home I get to see my 65 year old neighbour’s saggy tits every morning at 9am. Grosses me out but I can’t stop looking.
Last night was my birthday due to corona I stayed in got super high and fell asleep at 8pm
When i was younger my parents bathroom had a big bath tub with a little 5 inch TV in the wall. Used to sit there in the bath watching Eastenders and wanking off to Kat Slater.
My bf said he wanted to live at mine for quarantine (without no prompting from me) then the next morning fucked off for two days on a bender. He just called me to hang out and i couldn’t even say on the phone how pissed i am at him for abandoning me right now. I’ve written a scathing text and am gonna make him sweat for a couple of days of no contract from me then will dump him by text, because that’s obviously what he deserves. I thought he was the best person ever until a few days ago. What a piece of shit.
Took a piss in the garden while having a cig and I’m pretty sure my milf neighbour saw my penis. She hasn’t looked at or talked to me since so I don’t think she was very impressed.
Ive been wearing the same two pairs of trackies for a week one on top of the other, and alternating which pair i wear on the outside so other people don’t clock on.
I go into the toilet at work just so I can pick my nose without anyone seeing
I’ve had more wanks today than I’ve had showers in the last week.
make or break
Quarantine has been a good way to figure out if my girlfriend of 7 months is marriage material or not. So far, it’s not looking good.
Great time to be into chatroulette!
My boyfriend’s parents came to visit from Cyprus before the pandemic took hold. They were too scared to go through airports so moved out of the hotel and in with me and my boyfriend. They don’t seem like they plan on leaving anytime soon and I’ve never been so fucked off and on edge in my life.
I love my kids. At the same time if school is going to remain closed for the rest of the year I think I may just turn back into an alcoholic.
I’m going to pay for Pornhub Premium after the free trial
I’m a fat guy with asthma and I don’t think I will survive if I catch coronavirus
I had sex with a known slag 3 years ago (self confessed slag) who told me she had herpes before we had sex. Guess what? I didn’t get herpes. I live life on the edge!
I’m worried that now that I “work from home” my employer will realise exactly how little I contribute to the company. I’ve gotten away with it long enough, to be fair.
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See you next Friday!