Full Beards: Natural

These guys are grizzly mother fuckers. I had the pleasure to mee the guy below in Brighton. It had flown over from the states and didn’t even have a place to stay the night. He just wanted to get involved in the beard action. And to reward his dedication he bloody well won. Good on him, he was a nice guy.

Full Beards: Natural with Styled Moustache

Full Beards: Freestyle

This is by far the most nuts category. True dedication to arts and crafts here. I’ll pop a few shots here because they are all AMAZING.

Well ladies and gents, I hope this will go some way in convincing you that beards are not just for tramps and that Movember is a pale shadow on the top lip of what it could become. I unfortunately have a beard with a limited capacity. It gets to a couple of inches then ceases, so I will always be a tragically jealous of these facially endowed hair athletes.