I’m sure that everyone reading this – along with myself – has developed quite the crush on Ronda Rousey over the past couple of years during her UFC dominance and given the fact that she’s the most badass woman on the planet. This is probably mainly just because of the fact that there’s something so hot about a woman who you KNOW could beat the crap out of you hooking up with you, but still at least that’s something.
If any of us reading this are ever lucky enough to court Ms Rousey though, then you would be wise to follow the advice she laid out for having sex with her during a recent interview with Maxim:
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For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth!
If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing. That freaks me out.
I don’t like it. It’s terrible. I have a thing about my teeth.
Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already.
What should a guy always do? Take his time.
In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready.
You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than you’re being lazy…and you’re not taking your time.
Well I would say that’s some pretty good advice, especially the taking your time part, although I kind of already knew that being a major major player. I think most people who have had a girlfriend ever in their lives probably know that too.
The teeth thing is a bit weird – do a lot of guys bite girl’s teeth? I certainly don’t, but I suppose occasionally they bang together and it is kind of crappy I agree but it’s normally fairly easy to sort out if it’s happening.
Still, fairly good advice from Ronda there for all you virgins out there reading this. And for those of you who read this thinking that there was no chance you would ever get to even go on a date with Ronda Rousey, check out her ideal date situation below too:
Seriously, if a guy had a pick-up truck and took me out to the Malibu mountains out here in L.A., that’s the perfect date for me.
Even if we just had a cooler full of cider beer and an air mattress. I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date.
As far as the best present, If a guy showed up at my door with some buffalo wings and cider beer, that’d be it for me. Because I have all the stuff that I want. Buffalo wings and cider is all I need.
Jesus Christ Ronda, if I’d known you were into buffalo wings and drinking beer/cider beer in the middle of nowhere I would have asked you out ages ago. Maybe taken you for this 5000 calorie cocktail that contains burgers, wings and onion rings, although admittedly that might not have fitted in so well with your UFC diet.