“This isn’t about the ceremony”, he says, “it’s about God!”
Really? Did God help with the monster bill for this couple’s wedding? Did he send those photographers in to wind you up and have you ruin what should’ve been the most memorable day of their lives? You can see the groom is completely flabbergasted – how badly must he want to punch this priest in the face?
Also did the priest call the photographers “sirs”? It’s “gents” or “gentlemen”. Then again he does probably hang around kids all day so no surprise he gets a little confused when addressing adults: