If there’s one thing that most guys are pretty self conscious about, then it’s the size of their dicks.

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Whilst most people generally realise they can’t really do anything about this by the time they’ve reached puberty, it’s still a source of discontent amongst many which is why people like the guy in this story can still get away with ridiculous comments like these. Bishop Daniel Obinim from Ghana says the following:

If you do not like the looks of any part of your body, come to me.

What do you want that I can’t offer?

If you want big buttocks I can do it for you.

If you want big breasts, I can help.

If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm.

I’m not sure how he does all of these things, but a video today has emerged which seems to illustrate how he’s going to make people’s dicks bigger. He just runs around in a circle of guys, grabbing each of them by the crotch and then shaking the ‘lucky’ ones a little bit by their cocks:

Yep, looks like that definitely works. Probably don’t even really need to wait to hear the results from this one do we?

Unbelievably, this guy is actually kind of a big deal in Ghana though and somehow even has his own TV channel peddling this kind of crap. Some people are fucking stupid man.

For a better way to grow your penis (possibly), check out this guy who enlarged his penis so much it no longer fits in his pants. Useful.