Police Are Searching For A Man Who Stole $187,000 Worth Of Cheese

The perfect crime.

When you think about cheese you probably think it’s kinda pricey for what it is, but I doubt many of you have ever thought what $187,000 worth of cheese looked like, let alone thought about stealing it.

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This is what recently went down in Oxford County , Southern Ontario in Canada last Friday though when a guy interrupted a shipment of cheese headed for New Brunswick, managing to steal it all. It’s thought that the man headed to the business with fraudulent paperwork before commandeering all that cheese for himself.

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The police don’t really have any leads on what happened and are appealing for anyone with any information to come forward and help them out with it. My question though is what the hell is this guy hoping to do with $187,000 worth of cheese? Is he gonna sell it on the black market (is there a cheese black market in southern Ontario?) or just keep it all for himself and open his own cheese shop?

It seems like a hell of a lot of cheese to try and sell off on the cheap and surely somebody is gonna get a bit suspicious if suddenly he just randomly opens up a cheese shop. And where’s he gonna store all that cheese in the meantime anyway? Really weird crime and I seriously can’t think of what whoever is behind it was thinking about pulling it off. Hopefully we’ll get some answers when they’re caught.

For more cheese, check out these middle-aged women putting MDMA in cheese at their dinner parties. Lit


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