There’s a website that exists that lets you play EVERY motherfucking Sega Megadrive game there’s ever been, without getting a Megadrive/friends/a job. Do you realise how incredible that is? What can there possibly be to complain about on this very Earth when a website like this is a thing? What do YOU have to be sad about when you could be on this site for the rest of your life? Nothing.
So, stop pretending you’ve got things to do, stop pretending you want to keep your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/career, head over to www.ssega.com and start playing Streets of Rage or some shit.