The thing we all have in common when we’re travelling on public transport is that we’re having a shit time and we just want to get to our destination as quickly as possible. We’re all in it together. So when someone shows up wearing Urban Armor’s ‘Personal Space’ dress, it kind of kills that notion of unity and togetherness we’ve all got going on. You’re basically saying “fuck everyone else on this train.” Well OK, to be fair you’re saying that whenever you put headphones in or stare at your phone, but at least that’s a little more subtle than a dress that expands every time you get near it.
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