Remember Paris Hilton’s fake orgasm video the other day? God that was awful. But now, suddenly, it all makes sense :
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHx5H02Uvao
Mind = blown. Paris Hilton doesn’t know how to fake an orgasm because she’s a virgin who’s never had one before. OK, we all saw One Night In Paris but how much did we really see? That footage is dodgy as fuck. Maybe it was all pretend and Paris has been playing the whole world all these years? What a sneaky little genius.
