The best thing about getting old is that you finally understand what it is to not give a fuck. Why should you bend over backwards for society, when you can just make society bend over backwards for you?. This video basically sums it up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9GBuhqMuiY

Classic old man manoeuvres. That pipe is getting home no matter how many people it decapitates, cars it scratches up, or traffic violations it picks up along the way. Pure old man swag and the best thing is you’re old so you get away with it.

P.S. Let’s just be grateful he’s not terrorising people with a giant black dildo on public transport at his age.