Melania Trump Is Planning A Bizarre Gothic Christmas At The White House This Year

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Symbolising the feelings of much of the nation presumably.

Christmas is that one time of the year where we can decorate the house in really bright shiny, happy colours and then have a great time getting drunk and arguing with our families. Maybe play some board games too. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

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That is unless your Melania Trump. This year instead of having a traditional Christmas at the White House, she has instead decided to have some kind of gothic halloween ballet music festival. This means that some stern-faced ballerinas are going to be dancing in the corridors non stop – creating a Black Swan Christmas kind of vibe – and the entrance is going to look like the walkway to the gates of Hades or the Night King in Game Of Thrones/some other ice King, literally:

Yeahhhhh OK there Melania. Seems like everything is A OK with you there, right? This was reiterated in a recent speech on Monday, where she said the following:

The President, Barron, and I are very excited for our first Christmas in the White House.

As with many families across the country, holiday traditions are very important to us.

I hope when visiting the People’s House this year, visitors will get a sense of being home for the holidays.

I guess Trump is a billionaire so she could have dressed her house up like this every year and this is actually how they celebrate? Hell, they could probably get the ballerinas involved too.

I just don’t get why anyone except for maybe Jack Skellington would choose to celebrate Christmas this way? Oh yeah that’s right – because she’s dead inside, and it seems like she has been for some time. Check out this tweet from 2014 Christmas too:

Looks like a real hoot at the Trump’s for Christmas. Can’t wait to see even more footage from it to be honest.

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