Yes folks. Yet another case of a psycho related cannibal attack. Springs to mind that gruesome incident in Florida with that dude munching on a homeless guy’s face and then being shot to death. It’s really starting to look like the zombie apocalypse is upon us. Seriously, where in the hell is Daryl Dixon when you need him?
The report states that a 21 year old student from Morgan State University living in Maryland named Alexander Kinyua ate the heart and brains of a man named Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie. Kinyua’s father had contacted the police informing them that his other son had found human organ’s in Kinyua’s basement. He had discovered various body parts such as a male head and two hands in metal tin boxes hidden under certain objects.
Following this incident he was instantly arrested and brought in for questioning which he later admitted he had murdered Agyei-Kodie with a knife and ate parts of his body. Eventually he directed police to where he had stashed the rest of the remains which were in a dumpster near Towne Baptist Church.
This isn’t the first event to air the news, a similar occurrence happened recently in Hackensack New Jersey when a man was reported as being rushed to hospital as he disemboweled himself in the middle of a busy street and threw his intestines at police officers in the vicinity. Sounds like he got up on the wrong side of the bed that morning.
Speculation is going on about a mysterious rash spreading around certain areas of America which has been reported by various people and is still unknown as to what it is or where it came from. The University of Illinois stated on twitter and throughout that “Hazardous materials” were released at the Institute for Genomic Biology and to “Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter.”
With all these horrific attacks it feels like we’re living in an episode of the TV series “The Walking Dead” except minus the kick ass theme tune and an ego mad sheriff called Rick telling us what to do. Seriously, what in the actual fvck is going on? Could this be the beginning of a zombie apocalypse or dawn of the dead?
Maybe The Walking Dead had it completely right as to what the future holds, if this is the case then by all means we should take notes and get our weapons the fvck ready for the walkers. A very wise man once said “it’s time to nut up or shut up” and should the apocalypse come upon us I know for a fact I’ll be calling up Mister Dixon to help shoot the shit out of some zombie ass. (And to make funky corpse ear necklaces of course.)