A p1ssed off rich kid named Connor has taken the internet by storm this week by managing to get himself stuck in a massive vase at a house party, which he found funny at first but gradually became more panicked and irate as he realised that dislodging himself was not going to be a simple task.
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/ncTDlZr8Jb
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) January 7, 2024
Love the condescending “You got this Connor! You can do it!” shout from that girl in the crowd. The live commentary on the night was absolutely outstanding too:
We have a man stuck in a decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. I repeat, we have a drunk man stuck in a large decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. Details as they develop.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
He was laughing at first but now he’s starting to get upset. The women are trying to comfort him. There is talk of attempting to break the urn.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
The host has dispatched a friend to retrieve his sledge hammer.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
My view is obscured by the gathering crowd but I can hear the tinkering of a hammer and makeshift screwdriver chisel, mixed with the frustrated, panicked grunts of the captive.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
There’s a cracking sound and the crowd cheers. He is free! The urn has been shattered and our hero emerges unscathed. Our long national nightmare is over.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
People are now discussing the cost of the shattered urn. I’m hearing prices ranging from $500 to as high as $3000 US American dollars.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
Urn guy is up and moving around, but now without his pants, which were apparently lost or damaged in the incident. (Everyone seems fine with this) He wants a cigarette.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
He wanted a double makers on the rocks. I gave it to him and now he’s drinking alone and having a cigarette, still pantsless in the corner of the yard.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
Looks like a friend is trying to usher him into an Uber. Happy New Year everyone. Stay safe out there. Remember, decorative urns always look bigger from the outside.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
Man, I really hope this lad gets over it one day because it’s one thing to embarrass yourself like that in front of everyone at a house party, and quite another to have it go viral on the internet as well. Which wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t get so wound up about it all. Or better still, if he hadn’t decided to jump in a vase for attention. You live and you learn.
For the Russian girl who threw a pot of boiling water in a man’s face after he smoke bombed her at a house party, click HERE.
