Man Shares List Of Girlfriend’s Relationship Rules And They Are Completely Insane

Just break up.

I’m sure most of you reading this will have been through some bad relationships in the past, but I don’t know if any of you will have experienced the level of psycho that is involved in this story.

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It starts with Twitter user Kale Keyes, who recently bought a new car. In his new vehicle he discovered a list of rules that a woman had made for her boyfriend and to say that they’re psychotic would be an understatement. Unfortunately we don’t know whether these two are still together but I hope for his sake that they’re not:

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Unbelievable. Notice how she’s edited them to make them seem cute. There’s nothing cute about an abusive relationship, sweetie. “I will kill you” smiley face!

As said, I hope for that guy’s own sanity that he told that chick to do one – she’ll probably go on to ruin the life of some other poor bloke.

For more of the same, check out this teenager’s bucket list that someone found in a changing room. It’s equally insane but in a completely different way.


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